The Hammer is intensely bored. Someone entertain me.
Are you trying to cause an incident, Hammer? because I promise you it’s not going to be pretty if you do.
Yeah, yeah. I know the spiel. “Don’t make me angry.” Blah, blah, blah. I’m bored.
I’ll make this easy for you: I HAVE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING.
//Oops, I missed a bunch of stuff I was tagged in. I think I forgot how to tumblr. I will get to it all. >_<
What is this bullshit? I’m not running an open mic night for your hippie poetry.
Do not try to bring him into this. There’s a difference between you being utterly incompetent and… what I am.
Oh calm down, Banner. What did you get your Ph.D. in again? Being a whiny bitch?
What did I just say about lying to yourself? You’re not the king, and you never will be.
Like the illusion that your Green Giant will ever be anything other than a monstrous freak?
A.I.M and Hammer Industries could merge together and Stark Industries would still be better then you.
Me merge with that asshole? There’s only room for one king. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, but I look so damn good wearing it.