Hammer Industries

"Wow, Hammer, I thought you were dead. Way to ruin my fun."

You wish, Rust Man.

4 months ago



Don’t lie to yourself

antisocialworkaholic:

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Are you trying to cause an incident, Hammer? because I promise you it’s not going to be pretty if you do.

Yeah, yeah. I know the spiel. “Don’t make me angry.” Blah, blah, blah. I’m bored.

1 year ago with 13 notes — via antisocialworkaholic



Anonymous said:

Are you the type of man who has the best kind of suits to look nice in or the best kind of interns to give your company a sexy image?

I’ll make this easy for you: I HAVE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING.

1 year ago with 2 notes



Anonymous said:

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs."

What is this bullshit? I’m not running an open mic night for your hippie poetry.

1 year ago



Don’t lie to yourself

antisocialworkaholic:

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Do not try to bring him into this. There’s a difference between you being utterly incompetent and… what I am.

Oh calm down, Banner. What did you get your Ph.D. in again? Being a whiny bitch?

1 year ago with 13 notes — via antisocialworkaholic



Don’t lie to yourself

antisocialworkaholic:

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What did I just say about lying to yourself? You’re not the king, and you never will be.

Like the illusion that your Green Giant will ever be anything other than a monstrous freak?

1 year ago with 13 notes — via antisocialworkaholic



Don’t lie to yourself

antisocialworkaholic:

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A.I.M and Hammer Industries could merge together and Stark Industries would still be better then you.

Me merge with that asshole? There’s only room for one king. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, but I look so damn good wearing it.

1 year ago with 13 notes — via antisocialworkaholic



HAMMER INDUSTRIES IS BETTER THAN A.I.M.

1 year ago with 26 notes
#Justin Hammer #Hammer Industries #Aldrich Killian #Advanced Idea Mechanics #Iron Man 3



1 year ago with 119 notes — via purpleshirtalert
#Justin Hammer #glorious




Thinking of making toys for kids? Tech don't work too well, should be safe enough.

What do you know about toys? Back in Russia you probably played with dirty rags and a dented tin can.

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1 year ago with 1 note
#iwantmybird